Our Father, and we call you that simply out of habit,
We thank you for all that is Buddhist, Celtic, or Native American.
Bless those that make hybrid cars, new age music, presumptive little wines, movies based on Jane Austen books, and sensitive poetry.
Forgive us our little no- nos, such as looking down on those less fortunates who drive American made sedans, Elvis fans, and especially those who listen to country music.
Protect us from our enemies, heterosexual Caucasian southern males, who hunt deer.
Give us our daily brie.
Please help us to keep in mind that whatever other countries or individuals do, it is our fault.
We ask in the name of Maya Angelou.
Amen
